Lovesick Memoirs

Victoria | 20 yrs old | Single | Californian | College Girl | Writer | Baker | Hopeless Romantic | I'm Down With The Swirl |

snoglucas:

BWWM Zayn: His Favourite Picture of You Two
You guys were at the release party for Midnight Memories when you deceived to give him a smooch or two. You went in to give him a quick kiss when he pointed your waist into him and deepened the kiss. You squeezed his chin, and you two were sharing a good make out session, until you noticed a flash of light and you turned to see a smiling Louis. The picture became you guys’ favorite because y’all were totally off guard, and it showed how you two normally were around each other.
  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
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  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No
amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via fuckery--101)

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via mattyhealys-bae)

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

nonjutsu:

me: *staying in my own lane, minding my own business*

me: *get’s tempted to merge*

me: *sees somebody crash and burn for swerving out of their lane*

me: *turns my blinker off*

(via silverspoonboon)